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Today is Election Day in what many consider to be the most important election in recent history.  Hopefully you were able to vote, and do what you can to help the country.  We know that Kim Kardashian voted this morning, I wonder who for?  Do you think she voted for Obama or McCain or someone else?

We have also discovered an awesome photo of Kim Kardashian that seems to have been taken at the poll.  Not the pole in her bedroom you see on her MTV show, no not that pole.  Still looking for that.  No, you want a picture of Kim Kardashian voting at the polls and helping the election here you go:

This is a picture of Kim Kardashian at the pole helping the erection:

Kim Kardashian at the Pole

You were expecting the poll and the election?  Boring!  This was taken from her famous sex tape, which you can see on allkimkardashian’s sex tape page!

Speaking of the 2008 Election, another hottie of mention would be Sarah Palin.  There is a sweet parody porn of here, and we have all the video clips here: “Nailin Paylin”

Enjoy!

I don’t know about you, but I think our potential Vice President Sarah Palin is a freakin’ hottie.  Now you can see Sarah Palin naked and in a porn! America is a great country!

I mean, seriously. Sarah Palin was Miss Alaska, and now she is a powerful political figure for Alaska and maybe soon the entire United States of America. Plus, she knows how to ride a snow mobile (a “snow machine” as she calls it) and she could probably shoot the balls off a polar bear with a 30.06 at 250 yards…. Hell, she’ll probably shoot Obama if he wins! (what? owww!!! kidding!)

Well for all you perverted mother fuckers out there who see Sarah and think about how her nasal accent would lend itself well to your illicit oral fornication fantasies - finally there is salvation! Leave it to the ever reputable and admired Hustler Magazine to come up with what I predict to be a smash hit and a legacy mark for all porno’s to come “Nailin Paylin” or “Who’s Nailin Paylin” or “Oh My God It Looks Just Like Her!” … Great Success!

How does this have anything to do with Kim Kardashian?  Well, it’s right along the lines of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, except that this one is a spoof and done by professionals.  It does make you wonder if maybe Kim could run for President or Vice President now that it doesn’t matter if you are in porn.  Hmm… Maybe Ron Jeremy and Kim Kardashian will be our future leaders?  What do you think?

I know what you grammar police and english majors are thinking, you think it should be Palin and not Paylin. Well, it’s Paylin (or maybe it is Palin). It’s just a giant coincidence that the character (Paylin) represented by famous Porn Star Lisa Ann (hottie with big tits) looks alot like Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin. Purely coincidence. Or spoof. Or hot. Or legal dance. Whatever.

Here are some pictures in case you don’t already have a mental image and semi boner:

Sometimes I wonder is Sarah Palin is hotter than Kim Kardashian.  Sometimes I wonder… But then again, Kim Kardashian is in a sex tape for real, this is just a spoof.

Click Here to download the Sarah Palin “Who’s Nailin Paylin” Hustler Porn Movie!

Who do you think Kim Kardashian is going to vote for?  Do you think she is going to go with the Obamination, or is she more of a McCain type of gal? 

Who do you think is going to win the 2008 Presidential Election?  John McCain or Barack Obama?

Kim Kardashian will do just about anything to use her body and booty to make money in front of a video camera.  In an attempt to make money in other ways than selling her Kim Kardashian Sex Tape with Ray J, Kim has decided to get her booty dripping hot and wet in another way - working out!  Cardio baby!

First a warm up..

Remember, the ass is the strongest muscle.

Early this year Kim Kardashian was accussed of committing identity theft, allegedly running up over $120,000 in charges without permission.  Who’s ass did she punk?  None other than the mother of the dude that was banging Kim in her sex tape! 

There’s some payback for you!  In case the out of court settlement with Vivid Entertainment wasn’t enough cash for sucking some dick and taking it doggy style on camera only to later be distributed widely via the internet.  Yeah…  Let’s do some credit card tricks and try to add some extra income to our pocket book.  Why not when you’re this hot?

Kim Kardashian Abuses Her Hottness

So now Kim and members of family are being sued for these charges that allegedly occured over a two year period, plus they are being charged a 10% penalty.  Ouch.   $120,000 is an amount you should be trying to steal when you are worth millions.  Why not?  You could probably take some of the money and buy some Salvia Divinorum and trip balls.

Of course when we called Kim she denies everything.  Oh yeah, sure. Just like you didn’t make any money of people buying your sex tape…

“The charges against the Kardashians are meritless,” says the statement. ”Both Kim and Khloe were employed by the Norwoods and never used their credit cards without their express authorization. The Kardashian family looks forward to proving the absurdity of these claims in a court of law.”
Kim was Brandy’s stylist in 2004 and was aparently authorized to make one (1) transaction with the American Express credit card that belonged to Brandy’s mother, the mother of Ray J from Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.

After Kim made one charge her shop-a-holic ass got all revved up, according to the complaintants, and her and her sisters (some are arguably as hot if not hotter, and some, or one, eerrr–hrrmmm, is definately NOT as hot) went ahead and racked up over $120,000 in rampant spending and probably smoked salvia too.

Shit loads of Cash Money

Here is a photo courtesy of some website showing Kim eating ice cream (her favorite, good for her booty) that she probably bought with her ill-gotten credit card money:

Kim Kardashian eating ice cream, does she buy it with stolen credit cards?

 That is a great achievement in this economy.  The amount of money Kim Kardashian spent, according to these reports, is about 4 average American families incomes.  Yes, four families.  Four mommies and daddies.  Or about 1 hours wage if you are a whore-monger with a sex tape.  America, America…

By the way, you can make sure that Kim Kardashian or anyone else for that matter hasn’t stolen your identity by going to the website below:

It has recently come to our attention that many celebrities may be experimenting with drugs, both legal and illegal.  Is Kim Kardashian among those that may dabble in this grey area?  I can only imagine how being wealthy and able to get away with pretty much anything might lead one to want to push boundries a little bit here and there.  Besides, when you have the whole world watching your daily life on TV and people with copies of your sex tape, you would have a lot of pressure and maybe escaping reality briefly would be called for.  But why risk the legal trouble, you wonder.  Well maybe it is avoided by using powerful legal psychoactive drugs like Salvia Divinorum, for example?  Why not?

Here we have what may be considered rock solid proof, if not however entirely circumstansial evidence that Kim Kardashian smokes giant blunts of salvia divinorum.  Is Kim buying drugs and then smoking them in these pictures we found?

Coult it be everyone’s friendly legal psychodelic herb Salvia Divinorum ?

Salvia Divinorum is gaining popularity (over 7 million results in Google for “salvia”)  If she didn’t buy it on the street there are great places to buy salvia online, such as theBestSalvia.com for example.

In an attempt to let you know that she is good for more than just filming sex tapes, being rich, and having a huge butt Kim Kardashian is going to be on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. Unfortunately, unlike other times she has busted a move this dance party is going to be fully clothed. Oh well, you can still see her shake her butt.

This does make you wonder what she is going to do next. It’s a rough life, your daddy passed on a lot of OJ Simpson defense wealth, you have to go to all those celebrity parties and wear clothes that are given to you for free from Gucci and other designers, you release a sex tape,, do a reality show, now you’re on to Dancing With The Stars. I wonder what is next for this 27 year old Kardashian?

In the spring of 2007 a video came out of Kim Kardashian and then boyfriend and rapper Ray J having an intimate relationship with a video camera and some privacy. 

If you want to get the entire version you can click here.

Check below for a sample video and screenshots:

If you want to get the whole unedited full length video you can go here.

Screenshots:

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